"God could not be reached for comment by press time, because, a spokesman says, he was helping a baseball player hit a game-winning home run, giving an old churchgoing lady the winning lottery numbers, making sure that a plane made it through the turbulence okay, helping someone survive a heart attack, and also, just for fun, creating a new animal that’s like a cross between a leopard and an alligator."
— God Caught Backing Multiple GOP Candidates for President
(via chrischoi)
(via theatlantic)
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Obviously, God loves creating delusions of grandeur in the feeble minded… just for the fun of it. I wish he’d spare us...
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And this is why I hate it when I ask someone why God’s justice is so skewed and they say that it’s for his glory or that...
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